#big tits
Yes they’re huge.
The grocery clerk told me if he wasn’t staring into my eyes he was probably looking at my #big tits.
#big boobs
My childhood babysitter won’t hug me anymore because she says “#boobs on #boobs”.
#busty
This sounds like a word only used to describe what’s under a sweater. see also #busty gals.
#voluptuous
Love this word, although everytime I hear it it sounds like cleavage should be spilling out of my shirt.
#big breasts
It was until recently a huge mystery where I got my #big breasts. The accepted theory had been that my best friend’s mom lit a Santería candle to turn my little limones into #juggs when I was 12. This theory has since been overturned by my own mother who claims I get them from my Great Aunt Sarah who was built “like a shelf”.
#juggs
The only thing I have to say about #juggs is that once my friend’s mom hit him with a jug of milk and don’t do this to your children. I might add that the website I got the above tags from had a caption that read “OH JUST DEMOLISH ME” and yes sometimes I think of them as wrecking balls, they are as my mother says “pendulous”. That and I don’t know, the last guy I texted with said something about wanting me to swing them at his face, that’s kind of like demolition isn’t it?
#udders
Yes! Udders are great things. Milk comes out of them. We used to go to Wagner’s and watch the cows get milked by machine. And later when I milked goats they helped me feel proud of my — then somewhat smaller — titties. So useful! So decorative! Like chandeliers.
#areolasbig
Um - guilty as charged? Idk is it possible to have #big tits without also having #areolasbig? All I know is my best friend told me some girl was afraid to have sex because her areolas were too big. And I wonder what the risks of having too big #areolasbig are? Is the risk that they will come off during sex and act like giant ravenous parachutes? Help me here, I’m new at this...
#naturals
Okay, all I want to say about this is that girl in the photograph truly did have beautiful wholly totally natural #saggy milf tits. Like everything about her screamed naturalness. She’s the reason I’m writing this. She seemed like me.
#bigguns
Is this supposed to be “big ‘uns”? Or “big guns”? In anycase — pew! pew!
I once read about an actress who shot milk into a glass from across the room. — pew! pew!
#saggy saggers
The current length of my #boobs is about half way down to my belly button. I am trying to grow my hair out to cover up this fact, but it is having a hard time competing with gravity.
#flappers
This term is only interesting because once my mother made us dress up in 1920’s regalia and pose like Playboy bunnies. I had no #big boobs at that time.
#top heavy
What happens when you put a spoon in an empty yogurt container? I like the specificity of this tag.
#hangershanging
I mean if nothing else you have to appreciate the poetics of this tag. When you open your closet what do you see? Why #hangershanging of course.
#milf
Personally I am just an #ilf. But it is flattering to be classed in such esteemed company. I once saw one of the grand nieces of the VonTrapp family breastfeed her son in the passenger seat while driving the car.
#tits
What my dad made us call my mom’s breasts when he took them out and made us feel them during dinner.
#curvy
Those Vermont roads will kill you if you’re not careful.
#curves
Alex told me there was so much power in the line of my hips to my ankles and that I should put a pirate patch on my ass.
#thick
Idk why this is even a tag — I usually think of it in connection with thighs. I should write to the blogger and complain.
#pale
The way the sunlight was coming into the photograph you could see the blue veins around her #areolasbig. It made me think how delicate and easily punctured we are.